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Old 10-09-2011, 07:43 PM   #1
Ivas
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Question Have you got embarrassing neighbors?

What the neighbors do and say when one lives in close proximity can be hilarious and/or unnerving depending on what they're up to and your level of tolerance for dissonance.

We wanna' know 'bout your neighbors and their crazy behavior.

I'll start. My neighbor in the next building over in our 118 unit apartment complex fights regularly with his ruca (live in girlfriend, none too young neither). They were hella goin' at it screamin' on her part, shouting bloody murder on his (remember this all goes down in Spanish).

When it reaches a crescendo, he pushes her outside into the lawn area between the buildings and tells her, "¡Sal de aqui, puta!" (that ain't nice, don't ask me to translate.) She struggles to re-enter the apartment, he grabs her by the dress and rips it off her; she's now completely naked and outside. He slams the door. Another neighbor, among the dozen or so watching the fracas, fetches the poor woman a robe with which to cover herself until her sister can come pick her up.

What a trip, eh?
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