Q: How do you starve a Longhorn fan?A: Hide the food stamps under the soap.
Q: What's the difference between Longhorn fans and a puppy?A: The puppy eventually stops whining.
Did you hear about the Longhorn who was a dyslexic agnostic with insomnia?He laid awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Q: How can you tell if a Longhorn is a married man?A: There's tobacco juice running down both doors of his pickup.
Q: Why do Texas cheerleaders wear bibs?A: To keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms.
Q: What's the difference between an Texas Cheerleader and Bigfoot?A: One's 6 feet tall and hairy.
