Friday, 10-7-2011, 2:23pm, on the banks of the Red River (Texas side)
Sooner Fan: Hey you, can you help me?
Texan: hiding his wallet, "How can I help"?
Sooner Fan: Where am I?
Texan: About ten miles this side of Paris, Texas!
Sooner Fan: Shoot, I did it again!
Texan: Did what?...."kids, stay in the car and lock the doors"
Sooner Fan: I put her in the water Monday around Waurika, OK....to far!
Texan: What do you mean "to far"?
Sooner Fan: Long story, but how do I get to Big "D" from here?
Texan: That's right it's Red River Rivalry week.....Lord help us all !!! 
HOOK'EM \m/