[RSokie]

Originally Posted by PQ

Texas Grad goes to Hollywood to see the White House. After looking around all weekend he finaly decides to stop and ask. By chance a Yale grad was walking by on the street. Texas grad pulls the camper over and asks the gent for directions........

Texas Grad: Hey man, you know round here where's the White House is at?
Yale Grad: I'm sorry but I'm not sure what you mean?
Texas Grad: The White House house.. duh.. where the President stays.
Yale Grad: Um.... the president of what? I'm confused? Here?
Texas Grad: Yer not too smart are ya? you need to get sum colegin'
Yale Grad: Colegin'? I'm having a hard time understanding.
Texas Grad: Jees,,,, Colegin' you know, school & stuff.
Yale Grad: (kinda frightened) Oh, right, I have a law degree thank you. I'm a lawyer. But if you're looking for THE White House it's about 2700 miles east of here.
Texas Grad: Man you really are an idiot. Where'd you git yer colegin' anyway?
Yale Grad: Yale.
Texas Grad: (cups both hands around his mouth) Where'd you git yer colegin' !!!!!!!