[RSokie]

Couple texas football players are walking down the street hooping and hollering loudly. Someone asks them what they are celebrating. They reply, "We just put together a jigsaw puzzle in just over 1 month." Someone said, "So..." They replied, "Well, the box said 2-4 years on it!"

Q:How many University of Texas students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A:Four, one to screw it in, one boasts about how great the light bulbs were back when Darrel Royal was there and the other two leave about halfway through.

Two Horn fans are driving down a 4-number county road in south texas in their pickup when they spy on the side of the road a little calf with his head stuck in a barb-wire fence. Screeeeech!!! The longhorn at the wheel slams on his brakes, gets out, runs over to the calf. Once he gets there he promptly drops his pants and, um, services the calf. Once he's done, he pulls his pants up, wipes the sweat off his brow, and sashays back to the truck and says to his friend "Hey Tex, you want some of this action?" His friend's face lights up and he yells "Sure!!!!"

And runs over and sticks his head in the fence.

Q: Why does Oklahoma have such a strong north wind?

A: Because Texas SUCKS!