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Originally Posted by RSokie
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One day God and St. Peter are walking around Heaven. God points down to this little piece of paradise and says, "You see that? Thats Texas. I gave them the prettiest girls, the most hansom men. They have enough natural resources to run their own country. I allowed thier government to place the national Space program in Texas. The state is so big that you can drive all day and still be in the wonderful state."
St. Peter replied, "Lord, don't you think that making one spot on earth so wonderful might throw off the balance of the planet?"
God simply looked at Peter and replied, "NAH, I balanced it out. You should see the idiots I put around them in New Mexico, Oklahoma, Arkansas, and Louisiana.
