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Originally Posted by RSokie
Let the games begin!!  |
You ask for it!!! 
Q: Why do University of Oklahoma fans keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.
Q:What does the average OU Student get on their SAT's
A:drool!
Q: What do you call a beautiful girl on the OU campus?
A: A visitor.
Q: What's the best thing that ever came out of Oklahoma?
A: An empty Greyhound bus!
Q: How do you get an OU Grad off your front Porch?
A: Pay him for the Pizza!
Q: What did the OU Grad say to the Texas Grad?
A: Welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order?
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Oklahoma is where the toothbrush was invented. If it were invented anywhere else, it would be called a "teethbrush".
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What do Sooners have in common with pot? They both get smoked in bowls.
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Bob Stoops can't eat cereal because he chokes when he gets near bowls.
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Why doesn't Texas fall into the Gulf of Mexico? Because Oklahoma sucks!
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Question: What is the BEST thing to EVER come out of OKLAHOMA? Answer: I-35 South!
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"Knock, knock"
"Who's there?"
"O"
"O Who?"
"Exactly!"
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The entire OU football team is on a striper fishing trip on the Oklahoma side of the Red River. A single Longhorn player steps out of the river bank bushes on the Texas side and says, "Send any 10 of your players across and I will whip them all by myself." He then disappears back into the bushes. Ten insulted and angry OU players row across and step behind the bushes. All kinds of crashing and banging is heard, and the boat is sent back with the 10 OU players too beat up to speak. The Texas player steps out and says, "Send me any 15 of your boys and I'll whip them all by myself." He disappears into the bushes again. 15 angry OU players row across and step into the bushes. Crashing and banging again is heard. Then the 15 beat up and out of it OU players are sent back across. The Texas player steps out again. "Send me any 20 of your players and I'll whip them all by myself." About that time a beat up OU player revives and says, "Don't believe him boys, there's 2 of them over there."
HOOK'EM \m/