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Originally Posted by MisterCamaro69
You guys are doing it wrong.....
"Hi, my name is Mike. I'm 50-something and live in my mothers house, but she's ok with it if you'd like to come over and hang out... maybe cook dinner... if you want.
My height is in line with my weight... sort of. I'm bald up top, but chicks dig my modified mullet look.
I have a job and I work 168 hrs a week, but I only make $4.00 an hour.... I love the work tho.
If you would like to get to know me better, you name the cafe and time, I'll be the guy sitting in the dark corner with a rose from the flower store dumpster..... ORR you could pick me up, it would save me bus fare. Thanks for your time.
.... Eddie."
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hell, this guy sounds so good, i want to date him...
