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Old 09-11-2011, 02:21 PM   #43162
~Stacy~
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Originally Posted by TOMS1SS View Post
I have 12 stores right now and each of the offers a unique hazard for my Camaro:

Sun Lakes: Old People
Mesa: Ghetto People who can't park
Apache Junction: Meth addicts and ghetto people who can't park.
Globe: Meth addicts, Devil's Canyon on the US60 and ghetto people who can park.
Show Low: Re-treaded tire debris, elk, people with unsecured trailer loads, Salt River Canyon, rain and snow.
Payson: Re-treaded tire debris, elk, people with unsecured trailer loads, ghetto people who can't park and meth addicts.
Sedona: Truckers on the I-17.
Casa Grande: Dust storms and truckers on the I-10.
Thatcher: Stray Dogs, combines, blind passing areas and dust storms.
Ruidoso: Missle Range testing, people who can't park and truckers on the I-10.
Alamogordo: Missle Range testing, drunk military personnel, people who can't park and truckers on the I-10.
Truth or Consequences: Truckers on the I-10 and I-25 and people who can't park.

In other words my Camaro NEVER goes to work. Retail draws in the bottom 10% of the human population, not worth the risk.
I was hoping to relocate to Phoenix you got me scared now
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