just thought of something, but its kind of mean.
Next time he calls and mentions all the girls he's getting with, tell him about your recent experience (since you two can share these things now): your new lover (not boyfriend - its got to sound a little tawdry) does this thing with his <fill in body part of your choice here, but I'd go with tongue) that drives you insanely wild. So much so that there's "instant arrival".
Pure pwnage.
