[BowtieBelle]

Originally Posted by Haloman1346

So Check out my story guys!


So I went to a bar, instead of being a responsible parent, and my son throws me a text says "Daddy its freezing out here! We are gonna be late for our Grandfathers B-day party".

So i blew him off. Its pre-season brah!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So I slammed a few down. I had a badass buzz going when the Jose got to me, and I leaped in my Mustang and made haste!

So going 90 in the suburbs the PO-LICE light up the lights.

I was like, its all good brah... Let me just pop in some Bazooka Joe and then I'll panic and use the Sync to call my son.

So I got away with it! Neato!!!! oh and I forgot one more thing to add to this post.....

Dude, seriously? You're really being a jerk right about now. I think this thread needs to be closed.