Well needless to say, I was on my way home last night fom having a couple of cold ones at the local watering hole.
I was in a slight rush to get home to meet my 10 year old daughter that was at her Great Grandma's 91st Birthday Party. She called and said I'm the drive way and I am waiting on you.
Time had slipped away through the evening watching a little Pre Season Football.
Knowing that I live in a small community known for Blue Lights lighting up the skies.
As I pulled up to the traffic light, I noticed a outline shape of a patrol car in my rearview mirror.
I only had a slight moment of anxiety.
I then saw the Blue Lights exploding and lighting up the skies.
I quickly grabbed a piece of gum (like that was going to help). I looked for a good spot to pull the Camaro over.
Blinded by all the lights, trying to see the poe poe as he aproached the car. Licence and paper work. He old me that I passed his supervisor and was told he had to pull me over.
Going 55 in a 45 zone.
I was a bit nervous, so I thought I am pulling out all the stops. I pushed the OnStar Hands Free Calling Button and called my 10 year old.
I told I am just around the corner; however the poe poe has detained me for a minute and I would be there in afew. At that moment Johnny Law had returned and heard the conversation. Then compliements me on the sweet my ride was. This only a warning, and sounds like you better hurrry home.
However not too fast.
He also said he would get in trouble with a car like this. He commented that he was hunting bigger game than me tonight. He wanted someone going a faster, and I was within his limits barely.
Tonight I give a little
to the poe poe.