[Mr Twisty]

Originally Posted by sugar'n'spice

Do you old farts not sleep?

I'm having my coffee now...lots..

Originally Posted by Ladybugsmom

Some people..... I raced a guy in a motorized wheelchair the other day...

I cut off a lil old lady with a walker

Originally Posted by Ladybugsmom

My mother-in-law's memorial service is today. She didn't want one, and my father-in-law is pretty peeved that her brother has arranged this big thing - "Celebration of Kate's Life". My father-in-law just told me that he got a copy of the program yesterday, and it was only then that he found out he's supposed to give a speech or eulogy or whatever.
He went shopping to find something to wear that doesn't have a Disney character on it. I told him to screw what other people think and wear his Grumpy polo shirt - it's what Kate saw him in on a regular basis, its what she loved, and this is supposed to be for her...
I know she didn't want this - she wanted people to hang out at the house eating enchiladas and drinking beer in her honor!!!
Hey - everyone listen up - when I kick the bucket, bury me in my car, and go get drunk at a football game. Don't sit in some stuffy auditorium and cry for me. Got it???? Remind my family of that too, in case one of them decides to ignore my wishes.... They ignore me most of the time anyhow, so it will happen. I'm counting on you guys to make sure it's done right!!!
End of rant - now I have to go get ready.... what to wear, what to wear????

Watch "Gran Torino" before you go... then do like Clint

Originally Posted by remdds

: bellyroll: x10
My kinda guy!
ever any ?

noooo.... that's just KINKY!

Originally Posted by NoUCantDriveIt

Well... we DO call him Mr. Twisty.

..... It's not because I take corners too fast?

Originally Posted by hotrodsally

You guys missed me? I'm touched (and No, Mr. Twisty....... You think I can't read your mind? )

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DANGit... how did you do that?

Originally Posted by dianeokie

Gotta pay attention, check them out, see how much they twist and turn.....

[singing]: "I got spurs that jingle jangle jingle, as I go riding merrily along"