My mother-in-law's memorial service is today. She didn't want one, and my father-in-law is pretty peeved that her brother has arranged this big thing - "Celebration of Kate's Life". My father-in-law just told me that he got a copy of the program yesterday, and it was only then that he found out he's supposed to give a speech or eulogy or whatever.
He went shopping to find something to wear that doesn't have a Disney character on it. I told him to screw what other people think and wear his Grumpy polo shirt - it's what Kate saw him in on a regular basis, its what she loved, and this is supposed to be for her...
I know she didn't want this - she wanted people to hang out at the house eating enchiladas and drinking beer in her honor!!!

Hey - everyone listen up - when I kick the bucket, bury me in my car, and go get drunk at a football game. Don't sit in some stuffy auditorium and cry for me. Got it???? Remind my family of that too, in case one of them decides to ignore my wishes.... They ignore me most of the time anyhow, so it will happen. I'm counting on you guys to make sure it's done right!!!
End of rant - now I have to go get ready.... what to wear, what to wear????