[Steve Dallas]

Walk into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. Give her a quick glance, then casually look at your watch for a moment. Say to the woman, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I am trying to test it." The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?" "It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains. "What's it telling you now?" "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties." The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then, because I am wearing panties!" The man starts tapping on the watch face and says, "Damn thing must be an hour fast!"