Quote:
Originally Posted by Needs Exhaust!
Or maybe...
"My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in"
This one always works
"I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet."
To totally mind-f%$# her
"Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!"
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LMAO!!!!
Women like the bad boy. Nice guys finish last! it's a crappy deal, but that is just how it is!. Be yourself, and just say whats on your mind. Eventually you'll hook one!
