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Flatsix Racer · 08-09-2011, 03:41 PM

HOW TO INVEST IN THE MARKET..."If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49 today! If you purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG, you would have $33. If you purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers, you would have $0 today. But, if you purchased $1,000 worth of beer, drank all the beer, turned in the aluminum cans for recycling, you would have $214. So the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg Plan.

08-09-2011, 03:41 PM	#1
Flatsix Racer Drives: 2011 2SS Black/Black 6Spd Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: The Sunshine State Posts: 70	The state of the economy HOW TO INVEST IN THE MARKET..."If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49 today! If you purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG, you would have $33. If you purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers, you would have $0 today. But, if you purchased $1,000 worth of beer, drank all the beer, turned in the aluminum cans for recycling, you would have $214. So the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg Plan.