Oh geez I have heard so many but probably the funniest was a man said he was a spy for the US gov't..seriously? I guess now he has to keel me
and to top it off, he had "Airborne" tattooed on one forearm and "Rangers" on the other. If he crossed his arms like "I love Jenie" it would have been perfect!!! That's one for the books!
Had one 2 nites ago grab my hand as I was walking by and he said "I don't think we have met" and I said "nope we sure havent" and he gave his name and said "I'll rock ur world" then shoved his middle finger like it was a weiner and wiggled it in my hand
I pulled my hand away and said "have fun by urself with that little thing" and walked out. Some men are such dirtbags.