[shank0668]

Originally Posted by Ivas

Okay, heres where you 'fess up to some dumb thing you did in the past. It ought to be embarrassing, or it ain't worth telling. Try to be man enough, woman enough, or man being woman enough, or,oh, you get the idea...

I'll start: When I lived as a caretaker on a sail boat, I and my then girlfriend had another couple over to visit. We spent the night in the boat. We slept farthest from the head (toilet) so to avoid waking everyone I relieved myself into a drained beer can.

When I awoke, I had a bad case of cotton-mouth. I shook the beer cans around for one with some beer left in it. I thought that I had found one that had been opened and then forgotten. I drank the contents down, glug, glug, glug. Only then did I recall my nocturnal filling of that can...