07-26-2011, 01:34 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by heRS
... and on the 7th day, God had only 2 attributes left to pass out, and he went to Adam and Eve to present them. He said "Ok I have two gifts here, the first is the ability to urinate standing up"
Adam jumped right in "Oh cool, I WANT that one, oh, standing up to pee would be SO COOL!!!"
God said "OK Adam, henceforth all men will urinate standing up. Eve, looks like you and all womankind are stuck with multiple orgasms."
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