I saw a Porsche with a Yakima rack on it's roof a few weeks ago.
Uuugh If you can afford a Porsche, you can afford a different car to haul your Cannondale.
Didn't help that as soon as I pulled up behind him, he starts swerving back and forth in the lane and revving his little turbo to the moon. No, I wasn't tailgating him.
I know his car is faster, but wow. Insecure much? LOL Sorry you paid in excess of sixty grand for a car and still need to show off to a guy in a thirty thousand dollar Chevrolet. I felt like pulling up next to him and asking him if he wanted to borrow a cylinder