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Originally Posted by Ladybugsmom
Tomorrow's my father-in-law's birthday. I think that's what mom-in-law is holding on for.... sigh....
This is so draining.:(
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So sorry LBM. Here is a good joke to lighten your mood.....
Man takes his wife to a fancy restaurant. While they are ordering they notice a neighbor fellow come in with a strange woman. Man's wife says, "Who is that woman? She's gorgeous!" Man says, "that's Bill's mistress". Wife is terribly upset and states that she is going to call Bill's wife immediately. Man tells his wife not to bother. He says that Bill's wife knows all about it. About that time a beautiful young lady walks past their table, gives the man a light kiss on the cheek and says "good evening Jim". The wife explodes, "Who the heck is that?" Jim calmly says, "That's my mistress." Wife says, "I want a divorce right now!!!" Jim says, "Well, just remember. If we divorce, there won't be any more vacations in Bermuda, no more condo in Vail, no more Mercedes in the garage, no more 6 bedroom 4 bath house with pool, no more maid, and no more pool boy." The wife thought for a second and says, "Our mistress is prettier than Bill's."