So I have these awesome HUGE American flags in my garage, beer fridge too, I like to leave it open with bright lights shining on the flags so you can see them from the street! I'm in the kitchen grabbing a bite of chicken salad and see the light in my garage go off! I go to open the door, have to unlock the dead bolt, and hear someone running off. I turn the light back on and check to see if beer is missing car is damaged etc. everything seems fine. I check last load of laundry and it's still a little damp in the dryer so i reset a little time on it. I come back in and sit down @ Camaro5 and guess what?? I hear a noise and go to the kitchen and the ****ing garage lights off again! I open the door and I hear someone scrambling, by the time I get out there he / she's gone from LOS. So I yell, "HEY ASSHOLE I DON'T KNOW WHO THE **** YOU ARE BUT STAY THE **** OUTA MY GARAGE OFF MY CAR AND OUTA MY BEER DAMNIT! I'M GETTING MY GLOCK AND NEXT TIME LIGHT GOES OFF I'M COMMING OUT WITH MY .45 BITCH!" I then get my .45 Glock model 30 and haven't had a problem yet. IDK WTF they he she it was after however I'm betting it's the punkass teenager dopehead couple streets over trying to jack my car or snag my beer! Shit all I know is he's about ****ed on paint fumes or LSD to think my garage is the one to **** with. . . . I'm betting he wants my beer, IDK why he didn't just run in open fridge grab a case and haul ass??? He'da prolly got away with that, turning off lights both times? WTF? Stupid ****in kids. Damn I'd feel like shit if they were stupid or doped enough to pull a weapon and I had to fire. WTF is wrong with people today?
