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Originally Posted by PoorMansCamaro
Yeah, my significant other is still in my dreams...
Edit, my last one crushed my heart.
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Wow, I've heard of broken hearts; so maaan, crushed your heart... What might those of us on the forum say that could cheer you up? We'd like to help.
How 'bout a joke? It may be extra soothing, if your ex had blonde or red hair.
How do you know that the computer was last used by a blonde?
There's white-out all over the screen.
How do you know a redhead was last to use the computer?
There's an axe embedded in the monitor.
P.s. My wife has red hair, so I oughta' know. Ouch!