[FenwickHockey65]

8. As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB , I was quite
embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams. To cover my
embarrassment, I had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly.
The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this exam suddenly burst
out laughing and further embarrassing me. I looked up from my work and
sheepishly said, 'I'm sorry. Was I tickling you?' She replied, 'No
doctor, but the song you were whistling was, 'I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener.'