[PoorMansCamaro]

Originally Posted by RB43TD

Ok, ok. At first I was afraid to saying anything, but........it was me. I was the friend that drove him to the gas station. Brantley was right on when he said I had to go meet with my church group. The problem was that while Eddie was filling up and I was reading through my bible, it suddenly hit me that I had forgotten to make my special brownies and punch for our meeting. So without even thinking I jumped out of the car, threw the keys in Eddies pocket and started running at top speed while yelling "help me Jesus!" so that I could get home fast and get everything ready. Eddie had no idea what was happening and I can see why he thought I was running from the cops but in all honesty I was just worried about getting those brownies and punch. You ever been to a church meeting when there weren't brownies and punch? It's not pretty. Makes Vancouver's riots last week look like a nice gathering of well behaved friends.

So, long story short, you gotta believe my buddie Eddie. It's not his fault. Neither Eddie nor I would ever knowingly break the laws of this great nation. The real blame here falls on my brownie and punch addicted church group. Gotta keep those heathens happy. After I found out what happened, I scheduled a special emergency church group meeting tonight where we plan to pray for our friend Eddie and that he be victorious in his battle against the judicial system. And don't worry, I already have the brownies and punch ready for tonight. Peace be with all of you.

you must have had to run pretty far. Miami to Kansas city? wow