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Originally Posted by Murphy
His surgical tool: a 12-bore Beretta shotgun.
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Really? Please tell me your train of thought from how you got to "man my wart hurts" to "I don't need no doctorin' I'll just shoot it off".
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Originally Posted by Murphy
"I didn't expect to lose my finger as well when I shot it but the gun recoiled and that was it. The wart was gone and so was most of my finger. There was nothing left, so no chance to re-attach it."
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Really? That's the answer you want to go with here, the standard "I wouldn't have missed, but the recoil threw me off" defense? Really? Mind you we're just going to ignore the fact that you were using the gun to remove a wart. A WART, on your finger, with a GUN. Come on, really?
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Originally Posted by Murphy
"I know I could have gone to jail for up to 15 years for a firearms offence. My solicitor did a very good job."
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So Not only did you know that using a 12 gauge shotgun was a bad idea, you were even aware of the 15 years you could have to spend in prison. Come on now, really?
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Originally Posted by Murphy
The treatment was administered in March, and he has since lost his job.
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Please raise your hand if you didn't see this twist ending coming.