I went back to work today after being off for three months lol. I was on light duty so I get to do NOTHING but walk around one of the middle schools (lol the same one i went to when i was that age)
Well i was standing at lunch, watching the kids in the lunch line making sure was no one cutting, or anything like that. Of course i got

from some of the kids.
But what really got me was this kid came up to me, Just taller than i am ( i am 5'3 lol so he was maybe 5'5) &
he goes "have you ever watched the movie Charlie & the Chocolate Factory???"
yea which one?
"you know those little people, the oompa loompas??"
yea what about them.
"You remind me of them since you are so short & fat"
I just glare at him & tell him to go away.
he didnt like that, he pouted the rest of lunch.