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Ivas · 05-02-2011, 08:23 PM

How is it a bird shit sensor? The pigeon didn't get a chance to crap. Unless, I think I get it now; the sensor detects the dilation of the bird's cloaca, and then pre-empts the bowel movement with a harsh bitch slap.

05-02-2011, 08:23 PM	#6
Ivas el Ruco Drives: 2010 Camaro SS (now runnin' TENS ) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Fontana, CA Posts: 7,388	How is it a bird shit sensor? The pigeon didn't get a chance to crap. Unless, I think I get it now; the sensor detects the dilation of the bird's cloaca, and then pre-empts the bowel movement with a harsh bitch slap.