Yeah, because the energy each household would use on a "re-usable" butt wiper per person per day (or multiple times per day)
couldn't possibly be as damaging to the environment as good old toilet paper. Next we'll be told we don't care about the environment unless we get a washboard and go down to the local creek to wash our crap rags in the natural waters. Better break out some clotheslines while we're at it as well.
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2010 Summit White 2SS/RS LS3
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