A website worth checking out.
http://www.snacksandshit.com/
It makes fun of rap lyrics and takes them as if they were literal.
ex. 1
"Yeah livin' the raw deal, three course meals. Spaghetti, fettuccine, and veal." Diddy
blogs response - If you get spaghetti as an appetizer before fettuccine, you're an asshole.
ex. 2
"I'm so dope I just jump in the toilet and flush." Boots
blog - This is the least dope thing you can do. Only your ankles would get wet and then there would be toilet water everywhere. And what do you mean you just do this? Sorry, this doesn't work for me.