[djinva]

Never Argue with a WomanOne morning the husband returns after several
hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the
lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short
distance, anchors, and reads her book.Along comes a Game Warden in his
boat.. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am.
What are you doing?''Reading a book,' she replies,(thinking, 'Isn't that
obvious?')'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,'he informs her'I'm sorry,
officer, but I'm not fishing.I'm reading''Yes, but you have all the
equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take
you in and write you up.''For reading a book,' she replies,'You're in a
Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again,'I'm sorry, officer, but
I'm not fishing. I'm reading''Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all
I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write
you up.''If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,'
says the woman.'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden
.'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
start at any moment.''Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.