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Called my husband on April Fools Day, told him cheerfully, "I'm on my way, I got into the el Camino finally so I'll be there in a few"
Him: Why couldn't you get in the El Camino?
Me: Oh well, you know how the passenger door sticks, but we got it open so I'm on my way.
Him: Why didn't you get in the drivers side?
Me: Ew well, Chris backed his horse trailer down the drivers side but he said he's got full coverage and he'll fix it, so it'll be ok..
Him: HE WHAT? <insert string of expletives here>
Me: April Fools!