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Old 02-21-2009, 12:32 PM   #21
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A manager of a company is seeing his secretary, she comes in one morning and tells him she is pregnant.

Not knowing what to do, he pays her 5000 dollars to leave and goto Italy and have the child.

She asks how she will tell him the child is born, he replies saying that she should send a postcard to him with spaghetti written on it.

six months later he gets a cal from his wife telling him he has a postcard with a funny message waiting for him.

He tells his wife he will explain all when he gets home

He returns home, and reads the postcard, then falls flat on his back out cold paramedics arrive and annouce he has had a heart attack.

they ask the wife what happened, she told them he read the postcard, which had written on it




spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, 2 with meat balls, 2 without
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