[DGthe3]

Originally Posted by stovt001

So a couple guys from Chicago die and go to hell...

Satan meets them shortly after they arrive, and they are partying like crazy.
Satan: "Whoa Whoa Whoa, why are you so excited? This is hell. It is supposed to suck here."
Chicagoans: "We're from Chicago. We love this warmth! This must be what California is like!"

So Satan goes and turns up the heat, hoping to make them really uncomfortable. He returns to find them celebrating even more.
Satan: "OK common. I just turned up the heat even further. What is wrong with you? It is burning hot in here. You should be in agony!"
Chicagoans: "This has to be what the Caribbean is like. This is paradise! We've never been this warm before!"

So Satan, finally catching on, turns the temperature down. Way down. All the way to zero, on the Kalvin scale. Ice cold. Freezing cold. Yes, hell froze over. Satan, again, finds the Chicagoans celebrating.
Satan: "What the hell. Its not even hell in here anymore. Its freezing. You should be back to your cold miserable selves. Why are you celebrating?"
Chicagoans: "The Cubs win! The Cubs win! The Cubs won the World Series!"

I've heard the same one, but they were from Toronto and it was about the Leaf's winning the Cup