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A handful of 7 year old children were asked
'What they thought of beer'. Some interesting
Responses, but the last one is especially touching.
'I think beer must be good. My dad says the
More beer he drinks the prettier my mom gets.'
--Tim, 7 years old
'Beer makes my dad sleepy and we get to watch
What we want on television when he is asleep, so beer is
Nice. '
--Mellanie, 7 years old
'My Mom and Dad both like beer. My Mom gets
Fun ny when she drinks it and takes her top off at parties,
But Dad doesn't think this is very funny.'
--Grady, 7 years old
''My Mom and Dad talk funny when they
Drink beer and the more they drink the more they give
Kisses to each other, which is a good thing.'
--Toby, 7 years old
'My Dad gets funny on beer. He is funny. He
Also wets his pants sometimes, so he shouldn't have too
Much.
--Sarah, 7 years old
'My Dad loves beer. The more he drinks, the
Better he dances. One time he danced right into the
Pool.'
--Lilly, 7 years old
'I don't like beer very much. Every time
Dad drinks it, he burns the sausages on the barbecue and
They taste disgusting.'
--Ethan, 7 years old
'I give Dad's beer to the dog and he goes
To sleep.'
--Shirley, 7 years old
AND THE BEST RESPONSE
'My Mom drinks beer and she says silly things
And picks on my father. Whenever she drinks beer she yells
At Dad and tells him to go bury his bone down the street
Again, but that doesn't make any sense.'
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