He IS a monkey, after all.
When it comes to your trunk monkey, it's often the little things you gotta' do.
Like when stashin' the mother-in-law in there with him, don't forget to fully gag the old battle axe. Plaintive cries coming from the trunk can attract unwanted attention from the public, while sounds of a struggle go largely unnoticed.
Also, don't let the monkey have any matches, the cigarette that he'll wanna' smoke afterwards can cause a serious fire back there.
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