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Originally Posted by sugar'n'spice
No, Jay! It's because you all are funny!!!  |
Duck walks into a drugstore, says "I need some lip balm." Cashier says, "Will that be cash or credit?" Duck says, "Put it on my bill."
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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
-- Benjamin Franklin
lib·er·ty
/ˈlibərdē/
noun
1.
the state of being free within society from oppressive restrictions imposed by authority on one's way of life, behavior, or political views