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Charlie Sheen is a coke head! He said some crazy ish so far, check it out:

• “I am on a drug – it’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”

• “If you borrowed my brain for five seconds, you’d be like, ‘Dude! Can’t handle it, unplug this bastard!’ It fires in a way that’s, uh… maybe not from this terrestrial realm.”

• On being asked if he was bipolar by interviewer Andrea Canning, he replied: “What does that mean? What’s the cure? Medicine? Make me like them: not gonna happen. I’m bi-winning. I win here. I win there.”

• “I’m different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man.”

• "I'm dealing with fools and trolls. I'm dealing with soft targets, & it's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee."

• “I’m tired of pretending I’m not a total bitchin’ rock star from Mars.”

• “We work for the pope, we murder people. We’re Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be? What they’re not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people.”

• “I’m so tired of pretending that my life isn’t perfect and bitchin’ and winning every second and I’m not perfect and bitchin’ and just delivering the goods at every frickin’ turn.”

• “Dying is for fools, amateurs.”

• “I got magic and I got poetry at my fingertips.”

• "The nights I don't sleep it's because there's a higher calling telling me to stand guard."

• "Rhymes with winning? That would be us. Sorry, man, didn't make the rules."

• On previous partying: "The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them, just look like droopy-eyed, armless children."

• On his day-to-day routine: "It's perfect. It's awesome. Every day is just filled with just wins. All we do is put wins in the record books. We win so radically in our underwear before our first cup of coffee, it's scary."

• On challenge for Two and a Half Men creator Chuck Lorre to take him on in a MMA brawl: “I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words – imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.”

• And on why Lorre should be afraid: “Most of the time, and this includes naps, I’m an F18 bro, and I will destroy you in the air and deploy my ordnance to the ground. There’s a new sheriff in town and he has an army of assassins.”

• “I don’t live in the middle anymore. That’s where you get slaughtered. That’s where you get embarrassed in front of the prom queen.

• On the possibility of relapsing: "No. Not going to. Period. The end. I blinked and I cured my brain."