So I'm at the local car wash today getting my Camaro nice and clean. About every other time I go to this place there is a glass guy who always says something is wrong with my windsheild. Today apparently a chip less than the size of a sharpened pencil tip is enough to warrant the replacement of the windsheild.

Basically I explained to the gentleman that glass chips are part of driving a vehilce and if I only had one at 7,200 miles then I was really lucky. Leaving the glass guy distraught I proceeded inside to purchase my Coke Zero.
I've been through some desperate sales attempts but this was one of the best. I asked the guy at the counter what the deal was and apparently these glass guys work 100% commission. What a horrible existance this must be having to lie to people all day like that. I hate to be the poor sap that got roped into spending money and filing a claim on something like this. Just another example of the fine integrity you'll find in automotive realted businesses.