I'm happy you've "seen the light"...but, in all seriousness, don't go buying one car or another
only because it's American or not...(I'm not saying that's what your doing, but it's obviously playing a role.) If your Corolla still runs fine...

but if you really don't like it, then that's a different story and I'm talking out my a$$

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btw, forgot to add a little point: Corolla (according to your sig) = 126 hp.....Cobalt = 148 hp, and 152 lbs/ft of torque