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42. Sal "The Tripper" Alosi won't be getting a ring.

41. Or, if there's any justice, his old job back.

40. All of Antonio Cromartie's 3-year-olds.

39. Braylon Edwards' scraggly early-season beard.

38. Mike Westhoff's B-cup, er, pecs.

37. Santonio Holmes coming that cheap.

36. That stupid spread-armed, flying thing.

35. Brett Favre's one and done.

34. Jenn Sterger's lost marketing opportunities.

33. Litigious team masseuses and their husbands.

32. Ines Sainz' painted-on wardrobe.

31. Team owner Woody Johnson issuing the official apology.

30. No, really, Woody Johnson.

29. Pete Carroll's classless choke sign

28. Mangenius beating Tony Sparano in his Dolphins debut.

27. Bill Parcells being so proud of taking the Jets further than he ever took the Dolphins.

26. Parcells being so proud of helping Rex Ryan get hired.

25. The New Meadowlands being so much nicer than the Dolphins' home

24. Marty Lyons' career-ending cheap shot on Dwight Stephenson

23. Mark Gastineau's ridiculous sack dance

22. Wesley Walker's blinding speed

21. Ken O'Brien only being good against the Dolphins

20. Richard Todd leading that game-winning drive in a freakin' flak jacket.

19. Sour-grapes allegations of flooding the OB in the A.J. Duhe game.

18. Mickey Shuler being far better for the Jets than his son is for the Dolphins.

17. Everything Joe Namath failed to do after his guarantee.

16. Weeb Ewbank handing Don Shula his most bitter defeat. (Weeb???)

15. The famed collapse of '86 and Paul Maguire's role in it.

14. Ray Romano and Kevin James, celebrity Jets fans.

13. Denzel Washington, celebrity Jets fan.

12. Scratch that. Denzel's cool.

11. All five forced episodes of Hard Knocks.

10. Rex on the treadmill in the morning. Like that's going to make a dent.

9. All those packing peanuts that filled up The Sanchize's SUV.

8. The wit and wisdom of Schotty.

7. The Terminator. He's just a freakin' rookie fullback.

6. "Let's go get a (expletive) snack!"

5. Rex slamming his headset to the ground in Pittsburgh.

4. Sanchize wiping his snot on Mark Brunell's jersey. (Gross!)

3. Thinking they could steal Jason Taylor from the team he loves and be the ones to get him his long-awaited ring.

2. Fireman Ed having NOTHING to do until draft day.

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1. J-E-T-S. Done! Done! Done!