Well, mine are a little older. Check my sig for a classic.
But recently my son James - 16, said something that I actualy cringed and ran from. lmao
James - "I'm going to Tylers I'll be back later"
Bonnie - "Is your room clean"?
James - "Dad said I can do it later".
Bonnie - "Well, I'm telling you to do it now"!
James - *looks at dad, me*
Me - "Your mother is in control of this one".
James - "Women!!! First you let em' vote and now look".
Bonnie -
*I don't know because I hauled ass*
His only saving grace was that Bonnie was in a good mood and James was joking. But it was just funny.