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Originally Posted by Boomer Sooner
Greg Norris is a clown. He is a Chuck Norris wannabe.
When Greg Norris's name can replace Chuck Norris's name on this list, then he can come out of hiding.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Greg Norris allows to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Greg Norris.
Greg Norris counted to inifinity. Twice.
Greg Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of his head.
Greg Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Greg Norris can slam a revolving door.
Greg Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chickens famous recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody even mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
Greg Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Greg Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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Just so you know Greg Norris did all that frist that is how Chuck knows how to do it!
Greg is Chuck's Big Brother !