A Doc told a man that masturbating before sex helped men last longer during the act. The man decided, " what the hell, I'll try it." He spent all day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office, the restroom was too open and the alley was to unsafe. Finally, he realized his solution. On his way home he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway, got out and crawled underneath it as if examining it. Satisfied with his privacy he began to choke his man handle and closed his eyes to think of his lover. As he grew closer to orgasm he felt a quick tug on his pant leg, not wanting to lose the mental fantasy. he kept his eyes closed and replied "what?" and heard " this is the police, what the hell are you doing?" He replied, " i'm checking out the axle, it's busted. The Cop says, " you better check the break line also, because your truck rolled away 5 minutes ago.
