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Originally Posted by CynAgain
We are addicted to you too! 
Waiting for drunken post...  |
Wow! I have a lot of catching up to do. I will tell you, I will never be as bad as boomer. See below. I gotta tell you though. San Fran is a very weird place. I went back to the Irish bar as promised. I mean, it's an Irish bar. What could go wrong there? Well there was a band (I guess you could call it a band) and they were doing White Wedding. Keep in mind that I couldn't see the singers from where I was sitting. I was having a great time, drinking, laughing with co-workers, etc. And I hear a man singing and a woman singing. Well, then one of my co-workers says: holy sh*t!! Check out the "band". I stand up and what I thought was two people singing was really one "person". How shall I describe said person... The person had long hair, a summer style dress on, boobs and just happened to be able to sing like both a man and a woman (if you know what I mean). Very creepy when you are 1. hung over still from last night and 2. starting to get drunk again tonight. Needless to say, I started to sober up real quick.
So I go to the bathroom to throw some water on my face and as I am walking out of the bathroom I see two guys kissing (not that there is anything wrong with that if that happens to be your thing). That accelerated the sobering up and told me it was time to get the hell out of dodge.
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Originally Posted by drivingincamaro
i hope its better than boomer sooners drunk posting  |
Certainly, I hope the grammar, spelling and punctuation is better. Might not be a better laugh though.
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Originally Posted by camaro_corvette
Gonna be tough to beat.
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Well, a tranny, two guys kissing and a fat chick with giant calves. Better than incoherent rambling? Not sure.
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Originally Posted by gtahvit
Please no stripping... That's not why I come here.....  |
Whatever. You come here for the whores just like the rest of us.
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Originally Posted by jeffny09
mistercamaro69--well hes out tryin the 69 thing
play hard--wellll just playing hard to get i guess
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He's what?
Never mind.
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Originally Posted by XanthosV6
Prohibition. Easier to make mixed drinks with only a little alcohol (since they had trouble getting alcohol in, with it being illegal and all) than to make drinks out of full alcohol.
- Xanthos
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I wish I would have taken all the alcohol out of my drinks tonight.
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Originally Posted by camaro5
i here dat!!
Thit, i just take them back seets oot of da chally ..slim da gorl down than she run them stang down /thit
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Originally Posted by DGthe3
gwaahh?!?! . . . someone, translation? please?
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Originally Posted by XanthosV6
I hear that. (@ mustang being so much lighter)
I just take the back seat out of the challenger - slim that girl down so she can run with the stang.
"Thit" seems to be a type of text formatting. Its the only part I didn't understand, though it doesn't seem to be pertinent.
- Xanthos
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No. That is way off. Translation: Mustangs and Challengers suck. Long live Camaro!
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Originally Posted by jeffny09
it is snowing out i hate the snow
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I love the snow. Supposedly snowing at home. Well, I love it as long as it doesn't stop my plane from landing back in VA tomorrow.