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Originally Posted by coolman
You know what they say about guys with big noses.  |
Excuse me, is that your nose or did a bus park on your face?
Meteorological:
Everybody take cover, she will blow!
Fashionable: You could de-emphasise
your nose if you wore something larger...
...like Wyoming.
Personal: Well, here we are... Just the three of us.
Punctual: Okay, your nose was on time, but you were 5 minutes late.
Envious: Oh, I wish I were you...
...to be able to smell your own ear!
Naughty: Some of the ladies have asked if you would put that thing away.
Philosophical: It is not the size of a nose that is important...
...it is what is in it that matters.
Humorous:
Laugh and the world laughs with you ...sneeze and it is goodbye Seattle.
Disgusting:
Say, who mows your nose hair?
Paranoid:
Keep that guy away from my cocaine!