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Everybody knows Bubba! And Ed got tired of hearing about it. Every time he started talking to Bubba about someone he met, Bubba already knew them. Ed finally decided to call him to the carpet.
Ed says "Bubba I bet you don't know Harrison Ford!"
Bubba whips out his cel phone and calls HF. Hands Ed the phone. Says "say hello to my golfing buddy Harrison Ford". Ed talks to HF and hangs up. "He invited us to golf with him on Sunday!"
After golf, Ed says "Damn Bubba, you can't know everyone. I bet you don't know the Queen of England!".
Bubba makes a call, and soon they are winging to jolly old England for Tea with the Queen. She gives Bubba a peck on each cheek and gives Ed her hand to kiss. As they are leaving Ed goes "Damn Bubba, you can't know everyone. I bet you don't know the Pope!".
Well guess what. They arrive at the Vatican, and Bubba tells Ed "hey, security is tight in this place, they won't let you in, but at 12:00 Me and JPJII will be coming out for benedictions on that balcony right there".
Ed waits til noon, and sure enough, out on that balcony with the Pope is Bubba.
Bubba is up in the balcony looking for Ed, so he can wave at him. He see's Ed passed out on the ground, so he leaves the balcony and runs down to see what happened to Ed.
He shook Ed a couple of times and Ed woke up saying "I give up. You DO know everyone. I saw you come out up there and a couple of swede tourists saw you and asked me "Yah sure, who dat up dere with Bubba?"
"I fell to the ground and beat my head against the ground. Bubba, you DO know everybody!"