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Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way.
Scott's wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.
After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products, she asks her husband - "Darling, honestly, if you didn't know me, what age would you say I am?"
Looking over her carefully, Scott replied,...
"Judging from your skin, twenty;
your hair, eighteen;
and your figure, twenty five."
"Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed. Just as she was about to tell Scott his reward, he stops her by saying...
"WHOA, hold on there sweety!" Scott interrupted.
"I haven't added them up yet!"
and that's the last thing he remembered after waking up in the hospital.
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"Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference." - Mark Twain
"Never argue with an idiot, they drag you down to their level and beat you with experience" - Unknown |