Yeah, it Tanked big time....I am glad I recorded Walking Dead instead of this,
I would watch Walking Dead again..Haha.
OK, so Tanner
Faux had the personality of an Anemic Vampire on this show, Well most of the time really but more so here. The whole staged chopper thing...please stop insulting my intelligence!! SERPENTINE---SERPENTINE, really??? he would have had you at "HELLO---YER DEAD!"
The Al Boreland (BORE-land) wanna be tries to be funny...but alas just isnt. I actually saw rubbish dribbleing off his lower lip. Go back and make another movie like "The Hangover"...Oh wait, that was the guy WITH talent.
And the 3rd guy no-one really remembers or wants to, he basically is one step above the crewman in the red shirt in STAR TREK who always gets killed 30 seconds into a mission.
Star in a small car.......AWSOME STAR, 250,000 miles an hour in a Tuna can....thats Moxy and Guts right there y'all.
BUUUT alas...so many missed opportunities by the non host...for comic insertion. In fact there were at least 25 opportunities for comedy that just
"Walked on by" thru out the show.
And the car....a Suzuki???? This
IS Top Gear America right???
How about flaming a Dodge Avenger or Ford focus/fiesta...for God sakes get a NEW Impala Police Package and flog that!!
And the STIG.....SOME say he was the FIRST Imperial Stormtrooper,
and that he drank breast milk from a Bugatti Veyron....
All we know is hes called the STIG! You Listening Buddy?